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smartassedness 

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.
Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika
smartassedness by Austin P December 28, 2007
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smartassedness 

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.
The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.
smartassedness by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011

Smartassedness 

The highest level of smartass you can be
She has had all my smartassedness
Smartassedness by Osfan14 July 29, 2017

smartassness 

The act of being a smart ass
people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth
smartassness by Aims318 April 11, 2005

smartassidness 

The act of being a smartass. To have a smartass remark to everything.
I was talking to Red today but her smartassidness made it near impossible!
smartassidness by dameppers October 21, 2009

smartasseryness 

the art of being a 'smart ass'.
The world would be so boring without 'smartasseryness'.
smartasseryness by WWShellzy November 16, 2014

smartasseyness 

The act or thought of being a smart ass a person who is annoyingly or obnoxiously cocky.
Seriously though there isn't any smartasseyness intended
smartasseyness by Nagrom389 November 1, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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