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Smartasshole 

Someone who uses their vast knowledge to piss people off.
Mike: Did you know that (insert annoying fact here)?
John: No, and I don't care. Your such a smartasshole.
Smartasshole by psudoe August 4, 2012
Words you can keep

smartasshole 

n: smartasshole

Impertinent; insolent.

AND

The buttocks; anus.

AND

A hollowed place in something solid; a cavity or pit.
"Michael Moore is beyond smartass, he is a smartasshole."
smartasshole by Gohei27 June 22, 2004

sarcasshole 

Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.
sarcasshole by osirusr April 25, 2010

StatassHole

When a person slams you on Facebook, or continues to post stupid things they have done all day long, or chain posts.
"I got bad mouthed on FB last night by my ex. What a "statasshole".

smartasshobo 

An online nickname that is so foul it can only be used by gay pedophiles
"Did you see that guy? What a weirdo"
"Yeah I bet his online name is smartasshobo"

sarcasshole 

omg your such a sarcasshole
sarcasshole by Nitrox819 June 4, 2018

Smartassle 

When someone is smart bit acting dumb or a nice way of saying ass hole
You smartassle why are you painting the cat blue.

Why you hit me you smartassle
Smartassle by Kettuce April 15, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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