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Smörgåsbord 

The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing
American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*
Smörgåsbord by Immaturkey September 4, 2018

Smorgasbord 

From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.
That smorgasbord was delicious.

smorgasbord 

A large array of things to choose from.
The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.
smorgasbord by Andreas_220689 July 19, 2005

Smorgasbord 

smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.
"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."
Smorgasbord by Crashgasm November 1, 2009

smorgasbord 

1. A large variety or things

2. A buffet meal with many hot and cold foods
Cobain: "I'm not a smorgasbord"
smorgasbord by Bryan Hunt February 13, 2007

smorgasbord 

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky
justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.
smorgasbord by umermyaum May 4, 2019