fourty

the sexier way of spelling forty

i hooked up with a fourty eight year old widow at her husbands funeral

by umermyaum December 22, 2021

jizzaphobia

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

by umermyaum June 23, 2019

smorgasbord

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky

justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.

by umermyaum May 04, 2019