Definitions by umermyaum

fourty 

the sexier way of spelling forty

i hooked up with a fourty eight year old widow at her husbands funeral

fourty by umermyaum December 22, 2021

jizzaphobia 

The fear of cum ever touching your skin, or even cumming on your own body

“i was jerking off yesterday and nearly got jizz on my leg, my jizzaphobia started acting up”

jizzaphobia by umermyaum June 23, 2019

smorgasbord 

smorgasbord: smart yet stupid and sneaky

justin is gonna buy two juuls just incase one gets jacked, he’s being so smorgasbord.

smorgasbord by umermyaum May 4, 2019