4 definitions by Immaturkey
The actual spelling of the word, with Ö being pronounced as "uhh" and Å pronounced as "ohh"
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing
A word that means a shitload of something or many different kinds of said thing
American guy: No way! How many?
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*
Swedish guy: A fucking smörgåsbord my dude!
American guy: What?
Swedish guy: ... A smorgasbord.
American guy: Oohhh
Swedish guy: *dies a little inside*
by Immaturkey September 4, 2018
is when you think you have to stand up to pee in order to somehow prove to yourself that you're a real man. A real man, however, stands up to pee because he choses to, not because somebody's idea of masculinity says he should. Likewise, he can damn well chose to sit down to piss if he so desires.
Masculinity is awesome. It is when it becomes forced that it becomes toxic masculinity, and it helps nobody.
by Immaturkey January 17, 2019
What some people like to call treating both genders with equal amounts respect, or if a man would rather prioritize his girl for one day rather than hang with his bros. Usage of this word especially applies to angry incels hogging around Urban Dictionary.
Look at that guy, apologizing for bumping into that hoe. What a pussywhipped cuck.
Jack wanted to play horror games with his girlfriend rather than watch football with us. Out of a total of 26 times now, he's prioritized her 4 of them. He's becoming a pussywhipped bitch.
Jack wanted to play horror games with his girlfriend rather than watch football with us. Out of a total of 26 times now, he's prioritized her 4 of them. He's becoming a pussywhipped bitch.
by Immaturkey October 31, 2018
Everyone knows what this means at this point. Bros before hoes is good, but in moderation. You gotta know when to prioritize which, and what people don't seem to realize is that women (girlfriends included) can be your bros too. You can't use bros before hoes as an excuse to ditch your girl everytime plans happen to collide between the two of them. That's how she'll end up breaking up with, or even start cheating on you as a result of feeling alone and unwanted by the one she loves the most. It's ok to ditch your bros every once in a while, just learn when is the time for what.
Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Bros who want to deprive you from hanging with other people aren't your bros, they are toxic and controlling people.
Good example:
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.
Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
Guy 1: Hey man, ready to get smashed tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, my lady wants me to stay home and do chores this evening. Maybe next-
Guy 1: No way Jose. You got time to clean once you get home. See ya tonight.
Bad example:
Guy 1: Yoo, ready to hit the club?
Guy 2: I told you, I'm going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight. I've been hanging with you guys all past week anyway. Now that she got a couple days off I can finally make some time for her, she's been wanting this for so long and I really wanna do this for her and
Guy 1: Nice try. You know the bro code right? Bros before hoes? Be there or be square. See ya tonight.
by Immaturkey October 30, 2018