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From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.
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A swedish word used when you have diffrent types of bread and juice and other things, and you can pick what you want, similar to a buffé.

smorgasbord in english...
We're going to have a smorgasbord tomorrow
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A large array of things to choose from.
The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.
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smor-gas-bord; noun.

A game similar to beer pong. Using fifteen cups, the first two rows, three cups total, are to be filled with shots; typically Vitali or Svedka. The next two rows are to be filled with beer. The last and longest row is filled with champagne or wine.
"Playing smorgasbord all night at onderland.. down to come?"
"Dunno, bro.. I always get way too smashed."
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When a woman with a large FUPA (Front Upper Puss Area) bends over exposing her anus and vagina, and someone goes to town like Peter Griffin at an all you can eat buffet after yelling ‘smorgasbord’ as their war cry.
Chris’s face smells funny, I bet he went to the smorgasbord again.
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1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.

2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.
1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.

2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.
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