The salmon of Doubt is the ultimate smorgasbord of the insanities, urbanities and wonders of life, the universe and everything.
by Andreas_220689 July 06, 2005
by Bryan Hunt February 11, 2007
by umermyaum May 04, 2019
1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.
2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.
2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.
1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.
2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.
2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.
by sweetbeejesus June 11, 2010
A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.
Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."
Sven - "Tiiiiight"
by Jhemp September 02, 2009
It's a Swedish tradition of running over the ice in the winter to Denmark, only to get chased back by Danish children with sticks (sometimes sharp) The art of running over the ice to Denmark in the winter has spawned many events, such as the naked Smorgasbord which was held in 2012.
Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.
Obama once took part in the Smorgasbord but he was black so they didn't chase him back to Sweden, cause no black people live in Sweden.
''Sven: Hey Victor do you wanna do a Smorgasbord m8?''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''
''Victor: Sure bruh let's do it, I hope the sticks are spiked this time''
by Victooor June 03, 2016
by Yellowsnow March 09, 2004