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Starlight 

an endearing term used to describe someone so perfect, they're out of this world
"Starlight, look at us shine, could you be mine?"
Starlight by strfckrrr June 2, 2014

starlight tour 

The practise of police officers driving a person, usually an Aboriginal man/youth to the outskirts of town during the night, and often during winter, and leaving them there to walk back to town. These individuals are often beaten en route, and many have died as result of this phenomenon.
Neil Stonechild, an Native youth froze to death in 1990, after being taken on a 'starlight tour' by two Saskatoon police officers.
starlight tour by Nnn E December 24, 2006

starlight express 

a weird ass musical about trains by Andrew Lloyd Webber. currently has a full time show in Bochum, Germany. There's a train trying to win the love of a carriage but theres also this other guy that already has a girlfriend but still wants to fuck the other carriage and then there's a bisexual one and hes a crackhead and the entire musical as i like to describe it, a porno with no porn, just sexualized trains. (also literally no one knows about it)
person 1: yo, have you seen starlight express
person 2: no what the fuck is that

stoplight party 

A party where guests wear the the colors of the traffic signal to denote their relationship status: green means they're single, red means they're taken, and yellow means their relationship status is "complicated"
I think we should host a Valentine's Day stoplight party!
stoplight party by Dave Harris November 25, 2007

stoplight stagger 

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.
stoplight stagger by sixpence December 10, 2012

slapfight 

An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.
Did you read that slapfight on reddit the other day? They were arguing about whether farts could reach lethal levels of smelliness!
slapfight by masterfail May 23, 2014