An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

In the sport of slap fighting, two opponents stand across each other on opposite sides of a table and the rules are pretty straightforward – they exchange slaps with their opponent until one gives up or gets knocked out ( a KO ). Slapfight's can be seen at SlapFights.com