1. The greatest game in the history of mankind.
2. The most effective form of birth control to have ever been invented, the effects of which reportedly last around 300 hours.
3. An anti-depressant
4. An anti-social-life (I regret nothing)

If you want to keep your kids abstinent, give them a good computer and Skyrim. They will never leave their bedrooms again (for alternatives, see Oblivion and Morrowind).

Skyrim by whattheheckisapseudonym? April 12, 2012

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Skylines and Turnstiles

The first My Chemical Romance song written by Gerard Way. Inspired by the 9/11 incident, in which Gerard witnessed. It's the seventh track on their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"

Did you know Skylines and Turnstiles was MCR's first song?

Skylines and Turnstiles by MCRSavedMyLife August 9, 2009

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Skyking

Also known as Richard “Deebo” Russell, an ex-SeaTac airline employee who stole a commericial airliner. He spent the subsequent two hours flying around the Puget Sound, admiring the surrounding mountains, buzzing parties, and even performed a full barrel roll (a feat that pilots say is impossible). Even had two Air Force fighter jets chasing him. He later told authorities over the radio that he did not want to harm anyone and that he would like to apologize to his family before nose diving the aircraft into the desolate Ketron Island, killing himself.

Do you remember hearing about the plane that was doing stunts over Seattle?

Yes, it was the Skyking. Rest In Peace bro, fly on with the angels.

Skyking by Woolyz August 15, 2018

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Cities: Skylines

A game that's better than SimCity 2013 (without the disasters, unfortunately).

Fran: "Yo, the new SimCity game was so fucked up."
Sheen: "Yeah, that's why I got Cities: Skylines."

Cities: Skylines by ShutUpImMe June 6, 2016

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