Definitions by ShutUpImMe
Dragon Land
A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.
Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"
Dragon Land by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016
Cities: Skylines
Fran: "Yo, the new SimCity game was so fucked up."
Sheen: "Yeah, that's why I got Cities: Skylines."
Sheen: "Yeah, that's why I got Cities: Skylines."
Cities: Skylines by ShutUpImMe June 6, 2016
Gran Turismo
Tyler: "There's still no new Crash Bandicoot."
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"
Dresher: "We still got Gran Turismo."
Tyler: "IT AIN'T THE SAME WITHOUT THE REST OF THE PS1 GANG!"
Gran Turismo by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016
Real Racing
The best racing sim on mobile. Unfortunately, the third game has been getting more ads in order to let players skip its "Free to Play" wait times.
"I feel like a real racer in Real Racing -- aaaand, now I have to watch ads to repair my car quick." -_-
Real Racing by ShutUpImMe June 4, 2016