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Skrimped 

Not tipping. This term can be attributed to the individuals who order "skrimp" instead of shrimp. In addition to not tipping these individuals are also likely be the biggest pain in the ass customers of the day.
Working in a service position and getting skrimped is most likely to occur around the first of the month. This is likely because an individual who would skrimp their server is living off of some kind of government welfare program.
Skrimped by dumb beyond my years November 6, 2009
Words you can keep
when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed
that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch
skimped by Anonymous May 14, 2003

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.
You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.
shrimped baby by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007
when a pile of shrimp is left carelessly in a place it shouldn't be
"Hey did you hear ConnorEatsPants got shrimped?"
"Yeah, didn't he say it was Weston Koury?"
shrimped by firingdegrading June 14, 2021
An expression used to describe a person who was just made to feel little of themselves by a particularly harsh insult. Replacing words such as owned, bitched, burned, told, chopped, etc. Derived from shrimp which (even jumbo) are small and frail.

It is the word to describe someone who has just been made to feel small, puny, a bitch, insignificant, a loser, and anything else along those lines.
Instead of: "you just got owned"

Say: "Shripmed!

When Daytona 50 yr old townie try to pick up a dayton college girl and gets completely rejected he has just been SHRIMPED.
In weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less than what you payed for. Or, in my case, when you give someone money to bring you back some bud and they never bring you back any at all, and say they "forgot it". Moral of the story is, kids, never front money.
I gave Malik twenty dollars for a gram of dank in English class and the next day he dropped out of school. I got skimped.
Skimped by Captainhurpdurp December 1, 2011

skrimpdick 

noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)

noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.

noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.
I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.

Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.
skrimpdick by bigdogsc February 27, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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