Skrimped

Not tipping. This term can be attributed to the individuals who order "skrimp" instead of shrimp. In addition to not tipping these individuals are also likely be the biggest pain in the ass customers of the day.

Working in a service position and getting skrimped is most likely to occur around the first of the month. This is likely because an individual who would skrimp their server is living off of some kind of government welfare program.

by dumb beyond my years November 6, 2009

skimped

when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed

that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

shrimped baby

A baby born out of shrimping. A man sucks deposited ejaculate out of a woman's rectum and redeposits the semen into her vagina to impregnate her.

You can't blame him entirley for his poor grades, I mean he was a shrimped baby.

by CJ Strokenoff November 13, 2007

shrimped

when a pile of shrimp is left carelessly in a place it shouldn't be

"Hey did you hear ConnorEatsPants got shrimped?"
"Yeah, didn't he say it was Weston Koury?"

by firingdegrading June 14, 2021

Shrimped

An expression used to describe a person who was just made to feel little of themselves by a particularly harsh insult. Replacing words such as owned, bitched, burned, told, chopped, etc. Derived from shrimp which (even jumbo) are small and frail.

It is the word to describe someone who has just been made to feel small, puny, a bitch, insignificant, a loser, and anything else along those lines.

Instead of: "you just got owned"

Say: "Shripmed!

When Daytona 50 yr old townie try to pick up a dayton college girl and gets completely rejected he has just been SHRIMPED.

by 5th hotel townie spotter May 15, 2009

Skimped

In weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less than what you payed for. Or, in my case, when you give someone money to bring you back some bud and they never bring you back any at all, and say they "forgot it". Moral of the story is, kids, never front money.

I gave Malik twenty dollars for a gram of dank in English class and the next day he dropped out of school. I got skimped.

by Captainhurpdurp December 1, 2011

skrimpdick

noun: a abnormally small penis resembling the size of the commonly known crustacean (0.1 to 1 inch)

noun: a man that portrays characteristics similar to a man with a small penis.

noun: One that isn't fortunate enough to have a big dog dick.

I was about to get some head from a slut, but she laughed at me due to my skrimpdick.

Girl 1: So how was that sushi place last night?
Girl 2: Everything was going fine until we got our food and he starting acting real weird
girl 1: So what happened after dinner?
girl 2: He came back to my place and I couldn't wait to fuck him. Once I took his pants off I realized what was wrong at dinner.
Girl1: What?
Girl 2: He had a skrimpdick and I ordered skrimp. I feel so sorry for him.

by bigdogsc February 27, 2011