skimped

when you buy a weed sack, and they dont give you the right amount of weed

that fucked skimped me i paid for a 20 and he gave me a 10 what a bitch

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Skimped

In weed terms (could apply to any drug, though), when you pay for a certain amount of product and get less than what you payed for. Or, in my case, when you give someone money to bring you back some bud and they never bring you back any at all, and say they "forgot it". Moral of the story is, kids, never front money.

I gave Malik twenty dollars for a gram of dank in English class and the next day he dropped out of school. I got skimped.

by Captainhurpdurp December 1, 2011

skimper

The person skimper who serves you and designates the portion size whether it be rice, beans, meat (mainly chicken), salsa, sour cream, cheese, guac and lettuce at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A worker at Chipotle Mexican Grill.

I am at the order line at Chipotle Mexican Grill ordering a buritto. I will have please a buritto with white rice, black beans, chicken, Wait!! you only put half a spoonful of chicken you big ol skimper. May I have a little more please. Extra money for that. Gosh dang skimper!! Hot salsa, cheese please again more skimping going on there and lettuce. Just got ripped off at Chipolte. Man!!! I'll be back tomorrow for more of the skimpers.

by Dambrose November 9, 2011

Simped

When a man chats up, talks to, hangs out more than you do with your girlfriend. This causes strain on your relationship, hence you have been simped.

"Damn I heard Dylan Woodridge hoped into your girl dms last night"

"fuck he is good at what he does, i have been simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

skipedabebop

A word often used when extremly bored.

"Skipedabebop, that took forever!"

by Mat Fortney February 18, 2008

Simped

When a Simp chats up, flirts or spends more time than you do with your girl/boy friend. Be warned, If Dylan "the ginger" Woodridge enters your girls dms you will loose her. He will break into your girls dms cause he is a simp. he will use a crowbar.

Boyfriend "rats Dylan Woodridge just hoped into my girls dms"
Friend " damn you are about to be Simped"

by Simp Friend January 13, 2020

Skamped

The past tense of Skamp. this is the shit you take after eating an excessive amount of seafood, especially at Long John Silvers.

Dude, after last nights dinner at Long John Silvers, I skamped all over Phils toilet.

by MargoMauler June 28, 2009