Skread

CUTE SEXY NICE SWEET GOOD BIG LONG DICK AND A REALLY HOT ACCENT

Skread Is a cutie

by SkreadFan_10 February 3, 2021

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Spread him on a cracker

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Spreading the lotion

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

by QTip57 March 7, 2020

spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.

Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.

by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008

spreadshit

An Excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it's purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.

Bill: Do you have the forecasts for next week's production?
Ted: No, the data Rufus sent is horrible. All of it was on one ridiculous spreadshit. I asked him if he knew what a column was. He said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
Bill: I can't believe he still works here.
Ted: The worst part is I have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. I don't even know how he managed that.

by Rooks January 24, 2008