shread

fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces

I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

by florence lawrence April 9, 2008

shread

In which to shred the gnar.

"dude lets go shread!"

"Shread!"

by Deanage282 April 4, 2008

Shreads

Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.

Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"

Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"

Dude: "Roflmao!"

by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009

Shread

pronounced as reading with a shhh at the beggining.

the act of reading while taking a shit.

Joe - Man I gotta shit, but this book is really good.
John - Dude just go shread.
Joe - Fuck, your right.

by Jake Motha Fuckin Dickson December 9, 2008

Shreading

To longboard at high speeds.

Jim was sure shreading down that hill.

by sorchay June 10, 2008

shreaded

To be shreaded; ripped; jacked; defined as in muscle.

That guy is shreaded. All he does is go to the gym.

by droobz September 25, 2013

Shreading

to make up a fake word and pretend it's real

"tell me what shreading is rn"

by moondog-matthew March 22, 2023