Shread

pronounced as reading with a shhh at the beggining.

the act of reading while taking a shit.

Joe - Man I gotta shit, but this book is really good.
John - Dude just go shread.
Joe - Fuck, your right.

by Jake Motha Fuckin Dickson December 9, 2008

shread

fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces

I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

by florence lawrence April 9, 2008

shread

In which to shred the gnar.

"dude lets go shread!"

"Shread!"

by Deanage282 April 4, 2008

Shreddology

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.

Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.

by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

Shraddha

Shraddha is one of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. She cares for her loved ones more than herself. She seems shy and awkward but once you get to know her you will realise what you've been missing on. She is the type of person who would drop anything to help you. Humour is one way she expresses herself. She has immense potential and talent, which she never admits. Calm and collected person. Kindness is her best trait.

I'm so lucky to have a Shraddha in my life.

by Ggwp lol October 2, 2019

Shredicles

When something that is already ripped up is ripped into smaller pieces. The result is lots of very small pieces that are impossible to put back together.

Mary: Did you get rid of the note we were passing in english class? I don't want John and David to find it again.
Jane: No worries, I ripped it to shredicles.

John: Yo dude, I found Mary and Jane's note from english class but they ripped it to shredicles so we can't put it back together again!
David: Aw man that sucks.

by Kappi69 July 5, 2009

Shred Life

A life in which you do what you love and love what you do; a willingness to completely dedicate yourself to your activities for the sake of the shred.

I live the shred life when I hit the road with my band and when I ace all my classes in college.

by Kelen Keller August 28, 2010