Skerret

One who is both skanky and also has the appearance of being half-man half-ferret.

See that bloke over there? He's a complete skerret!!

by Clark-B January 14, 2005

skerrat

A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".

Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."

by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009

skerletts

A drunken fisherman, that beats on his wife.

That johnny is sure a skerletts when hes drunk and mad at his wife.

by da bomba February 9, 2010

Nolan Sterret

noun
A retarded fuck who thinks doing drugs is cool. Also thinks anybody that texts them is their shordy. Also thinks dry memes are funny.

Dude 1: Are you a Nolan Sterret?
Dude 2: This ain't it chief
Dude 1: Yes, yes you are

by ChinkGod October 30, 2018

skerred

scared.. afraid of somthin

i aint never skerred!!

by shannon October 3, 2003

sperrets

The dark lines formed on the face and body caused by sleeping in the same position against folds in the bedsheet, pillow or other objects.

Hey dude I slept so deep, when I woke my face was covered in sperrets.

by Peter Q September 3, 2005

EZ Skerritt

By day he is your ordinary CS teacher, By night he is a DJ. Also known as "Black Coffee" this DJ turned CS teacher speaks in the most calmest and slowest of voices. It is said his very voice reaches deep into your soul and awakens the spiritual energy that lurks inside you. He can play the most sickest of beats and is world famous, the very tunes and beats he descends upon you can move your whole body to the groove of his amazing performance. He keeps his alter-ego a secret from all but in reality he cannot stop giving it away.

Student: What lesson do we have next?
Me: CS
Student: What with Skerritt??? be careful he might bust his record players
-One CS lesson later-
EZ Skerritt: And that is why students humans are the superior species, NOW WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO MY SICK BEATS
E ZZZZZZZZ SKERRRRRRRITTTTT

by TheMemeDealer January 18, 2020