skerrat

A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".

Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."

by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009

Tripple serrated leaf

tripple serrated leafs have not been truely identified by botanist yet, but by a group of people from the skunk skool. Thought at first to be a mutant characteristic has changed in recent months. a trait that keeps appearing
is known to be a monogenic trait. plant biotechnology and information through the plant leaf morphology charts has led us to the skunk plants evolution. blue mistic seeds from nirvana seed company is the first documented case.

the tripple serrated leaf could be classified as a mutant in some cases. the skunk plant is known for its double serrated leafs.we would like to call it skunk evolution.

by trichome magnifier October 6, 2010

Double serrated leaf

The cannabis plant is known to have a palmately compund leaf with serrated leaflets.
The double serrated leaf pattern of the skunk plant has long
been documented to have originated in the Himalayan mountain system.
from Bangladesh to Bhutan from Nepal to Punjab and from himachal Pradesh to Kashmir and parts of n. Afghanistan. these all are land race indicia areas.

skunk strains, northern lights, cheese, satori, whiteberry
are a few strains assosiated with double serrated leafs.

by Trichome magnifier October 6, 2010

Serrated

A jagged edge or rough surface.

"Hey billy, hand me that Serrated Knife over there... I need to do us all a favor!"

by Jay December 28, 2003

Skrrat Skidi-kat-kat

A phrase that awesome people use for no reason, but it is still very useful. Created by our friend Big Shaq!

Skrrat Skidi-kat-kat! BOOM!!!

by QWERTYabc1234?!? January 8, 2020

Skerret

One who is both skanky and also has the appearance of being half-man half-ferret.

See that bloke over there? He's a complete skerret!!

by Clark-B January 14, 2005

EZ Skerritt

By day he is your ordinary CS teacher, By night he is a DJ. Also known as "Black Coffee" this DJ turned CS teacher speaks in the most calmest and slowest of voices. It is said his very voice reaches deep into your soul and awakens the spiritual energy that lurks inside you. He can play the most sickest of beats and is world famous, the very tunes and beats he descends upon you can move your whole body to the groove of his amazing performance. He keeps his alter-ego a secret from all but in reality he cannot stop giving it away.

Student: What lesson do we have next?
Me: CS
Student: What with Skerritt??? be careful he might bust his record players
-One CS lesson later-
EZ Skerritt: And that is why students humans are the superior species, NOW WHO WANTS TO LISTEN TO MY SICK BEATS
E ZZZZZZZZ SKERRRRRRRITTTTT

by TheMemeDealer January 18, 2020