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One who is both skanky and also has the appearance of being half-man half-ferret.
See that bloke over there? He's a complete skerret!!
Skerret by Clark-B January 14, 2005
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Skirrrt! 

1.An abnoxious noise one makes when moving abruptly.
2.The sound one makes when ignoring a fat bitch you dont like.
1. I said SIKRRRT! as i stole the fat bastards seat.
2. When the fat heffer talked to me i yelled SKIRRRT! and shoved her so hard she toppled over and rolled down the hallway!
Skirrrt! by Pussydudu February 26, 2008
to stop abruptly, signifies tires screetching.
I was drivin the other day and some b almost hit me, all I heard was skireet!
skireet by atrain719 February 18, 2008

Skirrtbird 

Normally used as a verb to describe a fast-moving action or style with an upbeat purpose. Also can be construed as a reference to the concept of skateboarding- usually the actual skateboard itself- in a millenial-oriented setting.
Hey guys we should skirrtbird to happy hour later I hear it's gonna be packed with girls.
N: Someone who sucks at driving a stick.

The sound someone makes when they dump the clutch because they suck at driving stick.
I was at the car lot, and there was a Skirrt test driving a Mustang
Skirrt by Reading Brainbow July 20, 2022

skirrt and squirt 

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting
I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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