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One who is both skanky and also has the appearance of being half-man half-ferret.
See that bloke over there? He's a complete skerret!!
Skerret by Clark-B January 14, 2005
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Skirrrt! 

1.An abnoxious noise one makes when moving abruptly.
2.The sound one makes when ignoring a fat bitch you dont like.
1. I said SIKRRRT! as i stole the fat bastards seat.
2. When the fat heffer talked to me i yelled SKIRRRT! and shoved her so hard she toppled over and rolled down the hallway!
Skirrrt! by Pussydudu February 26, 2008
to stop abruptly, signifies tires screetching.
I was drivin the other day and some b almost hit me, all I heard was skireet!
skireet by atrain719 February 18, 2008

Skirrtbird 

Normally used as a verb to describe a fast-moving action or style with an upbeat purpose. Also can be construed as a reference to the concept of skateboarding- usually the actual skateboard itself- in a millenial-oriented setting.
Hey guys we should skirrtbird to happy hour later I hear it's gonna be packed with girls.
N: Someone who sucks at driving a stick.

The sound someone makes when they dump the clutch because they suck at driving stick.
I was at the car lot, and there was a Skirrt test driving a Mustang
Skirrt by Reading Brainbow July 20, 2022

skirrt and squirt 

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting
I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel