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A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:

1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.

'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
skerrat by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009
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A sound you make when you pull up to your bitches house.
Timmy: “SKRRRT”
Bitch #1: oh yeah!! Oh yeah Daddy!!
skrrrt by Yourdaddy321 April 22, 2018
The sound made by a car after peeling out or when taking a sharp turn at high speeds.
When the stoplight turned from red to green, JRolla released his brake from a burnout, and his '65 Mustang sped forward. The sound emitted from the tires of his Mustang was "SKURRRT!!!"
SKURRRT by Speedy Gunz April 19, 2014
The Language Developed by "DeLa Preme" of Glendale, AZ. It is the Language of Skrrrt.

Examples of the Language would be: #Skrrrfect, #Skrrrfecto (Skrrrfect in Espanol), #Skiggity, #Skrrrtified, or #Skrrrteous.
DeLa is Fluent in Skrrrtish.
Skrrrtish by The Full Speed Family October 24, 2018
One who is both skanky and also has the appearance of being half-man half-ferret.
See that bloke over there? He's a complete skerret!!
Skerret by Clark-B January 14, 2005

Skirrrt! 

1.An abnoxious noise one makes when moving abruptly.
2.The sound one makes when ignoring a fat bitch you dont like.
1. I said SIKRRRT! as i stole the fat bastards seat.
2. When the fat heffer talked to me i yelled SKIRRRT! and shoved her so hard she toppled over and rolled down the hallway!
Skirrrt! by Pussydudu February 26, 2008
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