A 'skerrat' is an ever-more-popular term for a person who is generally insufferable to the point of enraging any reasonable person they meet. Diagnostic criteria dictate that the following two items must be true for someone to qualify as a skerrat:
1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.
'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
1) You fucking hate them.
2) You'd smile (or laugh/cheer/wank) if they died.
'Skerrat' derives from a chavvy dialect's mispronunciation of the modern word "scrote", which itself is a derivative of "scrotum", which is again slang for the technical term, "ballsack", or even more properly, "bollocks".
Person one: "You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
Person two: "I'm a scrat?"
Person one: "No, 'Skerrat'. You're such a Skerrat."
Person two: "No idea what you're talking about; I must visit Urban Dictionary to find out what you mean."
by Endangered_Dodo February 23, 2009
Gemman is the language spoken by Gemmas, particularly those of the ruling class and/or royal blood.
Gemman is classed as its own language due to the fact it is spoken almost exclusively by Gemmas, and native only in room-sized sovereign states known as 'Gemma Wings'.
For those who want to recognise Gemman but do not speak it, the accent is characterised as shout-filled, vexed and jovial in equal measure, full of inappropriate flirtations and obscene remarks, and punctuated by frequent bouts of flatulance and giggling.
Gemman is classed as its own language due to the fact it is spoken almost exclusively by Gemmas, and native only in room-sized sovereign states known as 'Gemma Wings'.
For those who want to recognise Gemman but do not speak it, the accent is characterised as shout-filled, vexed and jovial in equal measure, full of inappropriate flirtations and obscene remarks, and punctuated by frequent bouts of flatulance and giggling.
A Gemma: "I *giggle* NEED ketchup ON my *breaks wind* nutella!"
Companion 1: "Wha-? Did you understand that?"
Companion 2: "No, I think it's obvious the accent's Gemman, though".
Companion 1: "Wha-? Did you understand that?"
Companion 2: "No, I think it's obvious the accent's Gemman, though".
by Endangered_Dodo March 02, 2011