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Skategasm 

When someone hits a kickflip so good, you just cant contain yourself.
When he stomped that back tail I couldn't contain my emotions and I had a skategasm.
Skategasm by that.witch.talullah January 1, 2020
1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.
1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."
Scaregasm by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008
Highly euphoric feeling experienced when you see or hear something in connection with Eric Saade, most often when you see a picture about him. It's symptoms may also include: dizziness, laughing, hyperventilation, screaming...etc.
-Oh my Saade!!! In this picture he looks totally awesome and sooooo hot! *screaming*

-The first time I heard Eric's new song, Explosive Love, I had a Saadegasm.
Saadegasm by SmittenVixxen June 1, 2013

skypegasm 

An orgasm obtained by skype-sexing someone.
After weeks of no real sex, Amy acheived a skypegasm by chatting over Skype.
skypegasm by RedDog318 May 5, 2009

Swatgasm 

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.

Spitegasm 

1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.

2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?

Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.

George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*

Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
Spitegasm by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010