Random Text Message as you're about to head out to meet with your boy Alex to watch Dale Jr's last race: Hey man sorry I gotta Skatejawn
you like this but I've been having the Modzys all evening. Let's meet up some other time :ezx
Alex: 21 btw haHAA
Carl: Hey Alex, if you're 21 why does your btag end in 92?
Alex: Oh uhh, the 92 is random btw! haHAA :ezx
Carl: Dang boys we getting skatejawned so hard rn.
Shahz: Hey Alex, since I respect you as a person, I took 30 seconds of my time to find your Facebook page to add you as a friend. Nice to see you're still in Bethlehem PA.
Alex: Nah that's not me even though it looks like me. I'm from Nazareth PA btw haHAA
Carter: Hey Alex why do you have all these Bethlehem
vids in your liked videos list if you're from Nazareth
Alex: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Carter: Are you sure
you're not from Tel Aviv PA (I'm gay btw)
Alex: Carter and oobers and jenderyn making of a porno :ezx