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Scaregasm

1. When one is sexually aroused by shocking or scaring those around him or her.

2. When one is sexually aroused by being shocked or scared.
1. "Holy crap, I had the best scaregasm last night when I jumped up behind my foster parents' bed while they were skronking, screamed cookie monster vocals and blew that airhorn!"

2. "Man, when me and my girl were watching that horror movie and screwing last night she said she had the best scaregasm ever."
by ArcticPhantam August 5, 2008
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shartgasm

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.
I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!
by axi693 July 25, 2015
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sarcgasm

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.
Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!
by essteeyou September 16, 2010
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Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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Multiple Scoregasms

repeatedly scoring points in a manner that is so awesome one might say "it was orgasmic"
Kimberly had multiple scoregasms in that sand volleyball game.
by cs987 April 9, 2011
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Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
by roaring17s February 13, 2019
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snoregasm

1. An incredibly obvious fake orgasm. (female)

2. The action of snoring very loudly or passionately.

3. A synonym for wet dream.
1. Man, I could tell she wasn't into me last night. She was having a snoregasm.

2. I couldn't sleep last night, my husband was having a snoregasm.

3. I woke up this morning and my sheets were wet. I must have had a snoregasm.
by Bo Jackstone January 11, 2008
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