Sistine Chaple 

the act of smearing or throwing feces onto or at the ceiling of a public bathroom. if done to a business you must call them and let them know they have been "Sistine Chapled" !!!

i could smell it ...then looking up i saw the splattered turd ...then i knew the McDonalds had been Sistine Chapled !!!

Sistine Chaple by jaysin shuttlecock May 5, 2014

Sistine Chapel 

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz

Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo

Sistine Chapel by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010

sistine chapel 

When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.

Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.

sistine chapel by whatisdelicious May 28, 2011

Sistine Chapel 

Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.

"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."

Sistine Chapel by WP-Brotein January 25, 2016

Sistine Chapel Shit 

When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?

Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.

Guy1: ahh!!! I See.

Sistine Chapel Shit by Yahbo October 29, 2010

Sistine Chapeled 

Getting so domed off of nicotine that you see God.

John: Damn you doing all right?
Michael: Nah this puff bar got me sistine chapeled as fuck.

Sistine Chapeled by frggerz January 14, 2023

Sistine Chapel 

the act of creaming the thick layers of the cuntasoris

Joe: "I sistine chapeled that Huck girl last night."
Cody: "REALLY? how was she?!?"
Joe: "Just alright"

Sistine Chapel by The Pussy Monster meOWW January 2, 2011