JizzyJake38's definitions

Sistine Chapel

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz

Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo

by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010

the Pistol

when someone is 69ing and they stick their thumb in the girls ass and two fingers in her gine, kinda like a reverse shocker

Jake was 69ing in the back of his Explorer when he decided to make things intersting by giving Allie the Pistol.

by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010

Pink Hammering

the act of beat a girls clit with your dick

Bekka used to love it when Nick would pull out and give her clit a nice Pink Hammering before he came on her tits.

by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010

Uncorking the Red Wine

when someone rips out a girls tampon with his teeth and then eats her out

Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.

by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

Jizzy Jake

when someone shoots their load and hits the dangly thing in the back of a girl's throat

Sarah was blowing Jake but little did she know what she was in for, he grabbed her by the back of the hair and gave her a Jizzy Jake, stimulating her gag reflex.

by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

Bro Move

having your girl make you a sandwich, then eat the sandwich while she blows you

John was hungry and horny, so he satisfied both when he pulled the Bro Move with Brianna.

by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010

ice job

when a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth then blows someone

Jake knew Nikki was a freak, but when she gave him an ice job, he knew he was in love

by JizzyJake38 December 7, 2010