Definitions by frggerz

Sistine Chapeled 

Getting so domed off of nicotine that you see God.

John: Damn you doing all right?
Michael: Nah this puff bar got me sistine chapeled as fuck.

Sistine Chapeled by frggerz January 14, 2023

hey shitass 

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.

Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*

hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020

Hold up 

ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

Hold up by frggerz October 23, 2020

Hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding 

Kanye West's latest hit. With this song, he has been sweeping the charts. He was seen bopping on stage whilst reciting "hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding".

A: Yo you see Kanye West perform “hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding"?
B: Yooooo homie, Bts has been real quiet after this dropped.

Hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding by frggerz October 23, 2020

Catacooms

A posh alternative to "coomcave"; A depressing gamer room often filled with cum/shit/piss stained sheets and clothing. The musty air that circulates the catacooms are often deadly to women.

a: Yo homie what you up to today
b: NUTTIN' much, just making my coom boom in da catacooms

Catacooms by frggerz September 14, 2020

professional esports player 

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

professional esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

esports player by frggerz September 14, 2020