6 definitions by frggerz

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One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
by frggerz September 14, 2020
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A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.
Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*
by frggerz October 23, 2020
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A posh alternative to "coomcave"; A depressing gamer room often filled with cum/shit/piss stained sheets and clothing. The musty air that circulates the catacooms are often deadly to women.
a: Yo homie what you up to today
b: NUTTIN' much, just making my coom boom in da catacooms
by frggerz September 14, 2020
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Kanye West's latest hit. With this song, he has been sweeping the charts. He was seen bopping on stage whilst reciting "hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding".
A: Yo you see Kanye West perform “hold up ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding"?
B: Yooooo homie, Bts has been real quiet after this dropped.
by frggerz October 23, 2020
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If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately (518) 465-7551
by frggerz September 14, 2020
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