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Sistene is pretty, mostly with a height of 4’11, and has a flat nose and thick forehead. She always care for everyone around her shes Nice and outgoing person eventually sistene will find a partner named joshua if she found it she will be the very lucky girl in the world but if she ever cheats with other guys Sistene’s luck will turn to disaster and she will lose everything if she broke up with josh.

I want to be sistene

Sistene by Hsojramled164 November 25, 2021

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Sistine

adjective: Magnificent, wonderful, very good or of exceptionally high quality.

That kebab was absolutely Sistine

Sistine by mc speed May 25, 2020

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Sisterection

Becoming aroused from contact, verbal or physical, from one's female sibling.

I couldn't concentrate on my maths homework, as I had a sisterection from the family gathering.

Sisterection by Moses "Sandals" Jackson November 13, 2010

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sisterectomy

The act of removing a sister from your life, either physically or metaphorically. First used in the Simpsons episode "My Sister, My Sitter".

Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?

sisterectomy by ubersmith May 17, 2016

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Sisteen

The age of consent in South Carolina.

Rob: are you sure this is fine?
Ty: that heffer is sisteen, bo.

Rob: right, sisteen. I'm making the call
Juan: *gets punched in the face sisteen times.

Rich in Germany: I swear she's sisteen.

Chubbz: I'm sisteen.

Lois: I was sisteen a few times.

Sisteen by BeastofBanning January 30, 2018

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Sistine Chapel

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz

Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo

Sistine Chapel by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010

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sistine chapel

When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.

Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.

sistine chapel by whatisdelicious May 28, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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