Simpicidal 

A suicidal person who wants to be killed in a sexual manner

I swear my friend koshi is simpicidal, all they wanna do is die by being crushed by thighs.

Simpicidal by Thefuckifiknow December 25, 2021

semicidal 

You are not suicidal, but you wouldn't mind if you died.

I hate my life. I think I'm semicidal.

semicidal by x Numero Uno x February 3, 2010

soupicidal 

When your life is shit and all you have to live for is soup.

Boy 1- I ran out of soup yesterday and have no money to buy more...
Boy 2- maaaaaaaan! You must be feeling soupicidal!

soupicidal by Ticktock450 December 21, 2017

simpicide

Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.

They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.

simpicide by srslyRigby May 28, 2021

Simpicide

A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.

Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.

Simpicide by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020

Global Simpicide 

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

Global Simpicide by Based Fiend July 5, 2024