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semicidal 

You are not suicidal, but you wouldn't mind if you died.
I hate my life. I think I'm semicidal.
semicidal by x Numero Uno x February 3, 2010
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soupicidal 

When your life is shit and all you have to live for is soup.
Boy 1- I ran out of soup yesterday and have no money to buy more...
Boy 2- maaaaaaaan! You must be feeling soupicidal!
soupicidal by Ticktock450 December 21, 2017
Combination of "simp" and "suicide". A simpleton that sacrifices their values and beliefs to impress a female.
They are no longer themselves, as they went crazy and committed simpicide.
simpicide by srslyRigby May 28, 2021
A act in which a female streamer and/or E-Girl decimates their entire fan base by mentioning their husband or boyfriend on stream.
Holly Moresen fuckin' killed me, her last post was literally Simpicide man, I'm never donating money to her ever again.
Simpicide by peachcarton97 March 18, 2020

Global Simpicide 

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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