Soupicide 

A type of suicide in which the individual drowns themself in a bowl of soup.

"Jethro committed soupicide last night. I hope I get his car."

Soupicide by jethro11112 August 24, 2007

Soupicide 

When someone murders ones self with soup.

Person 1: "William commit soupicide the other day."
Person 2: "Oh no that's terrible"

Soupicide by Maxi the cool kid May 9, 2021

soupicide 

You most likely spelled ' Suicide ' wrong or wanted to know what this word even is.

Dude 1: My fingernail broke so I'm going to commit Soupicide

Dude 2: You mean Su-

Dude 1: YOU KNOW WHAT I MISSPELLED!

soupicide by 10-56A March 17, 2022

suicide voter 

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests

Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.

suicide voter by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

Suicide Jerk 

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

Suicide Jerk by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

Secondhand Suicide 

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

Secondhand Suicide by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021

suicided

when someone is murdered and then arranged in such a way to make the death seem like a suicide. the victim may also be forced to take his own life so that the real culprit leaves little to no evidence of wrongdoing. authorities rule the cause of death to be a plain old suicide which often means that no investigation is preformed.

the key witnesses were all suicided before they could testify. i guess they all were depressed or something. oh well. case dismissed!

suicided by monkeytron5000 June 4, 2009