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The feminine part of a sword fighter. This can mean boobs, vagina, etc. This word can be used to address their parts without anger.
John: So you know about that new girl class

Mark: Yeah, she has some pretty big shronkers.
Shronkers by Shrolkers November 2, 2019
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Boner Shrinker 

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
Boner Shrinker by skidale November 2, 2008

dink shrinker 

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.
dink shrinker by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013

Boner shrinker 

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
Boner shrinker by ChiGal November 2, 2008

Shronkey 

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.
No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

Shronkey by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

shell shockers.io 

Basically just a shooter game that you play when you're bored at school and want to shoot people.

There are 4 classes, a sniper in which "Good" players use which can one shot, but the bullet travel cripples you. You got a shotgunner who's shotgun is worse than his pistol at close range. You have a guy with an Ak, not so bad, and is fun to use. Then you got the guy with a rocket launcher, run if he's good, you're gonna blow up.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play a game?
Guy 2: Lets party up in shell shockers.io and shoot people.
Guy 1: Ok, sounds fun.
shell shockers.io by BoredSchoolKid November 2, 2018

Shronkey 

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.
Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater
Shronkey by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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