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Scronkers 

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Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.

Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:

A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn

E. No halting a match

It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.

Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
I love to play scronkers with my mates!

I'm a professional scronkers player.
Scronkers by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020

Shronkers

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The feminine part of a sword fighter. This can mean boobs, vagina, etc. This word can be used to address their parts without anger.
John: So you know about that new girl class

Mark: Yeah, she has some pretty big shronkers.
Shronkers by Shrolkers November 2, 2019

Scrunker

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To scrunk about is to mope or to be doing something you shouldnt be. When someone is a scrunker it is supposed to mean they have done something wrong but can be used offensively.
A boy throws some litter on the ground:
result: "Oi! You little scrunker!!!"
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ShronkerBoy 

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ShronkerBoy is the most coolest and goodest guy ever
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ShronkerBoy: Yeah
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skronker 

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A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker
"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!

EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
skronker by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011

scroner 

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A scrotum-boner: the tense, palpitating, yet not unpleasant feeling of one's love bag becoming primed for action--sometimes sexual in context, but not always.
"oh man, I got the worst random scroner at work yesterday!"
scroner by algerianholly October 22, 2017
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