Scronker
He is such a Scronker
Scronker by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
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Scronkers
Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
Scronkers by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
ShronkerBoy
ShronkerBoy by ShronkerBoy November 30, 2020
skronker
A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker
"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
skronker by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011
scroner
A scrotum-boner: the tense, palpitating, yet not unpleasant feeling of one's love bag becoming primed for action--sometimes sexual in context, but not always.
scroner by algerianholly October 22, 2017