He is such a Scronker
by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020
Get the Scronker mug.Scronkers is a game similar to the classic game conkers, in conkers you swing as the name suggests conkers at each other. The way that scronkers is different to this is instead scrotums are used. To win you must either last until your opponent forfeits or until their balls literally break. In some variations of the game if you are to lose you fall prey to the winner and have to give a blow job, get tea bagged or anything they see fit.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
Within the rules of scronkers it is specified that:
A. Hands must be behind you head
B. You can only use your scrotum
C. No help from the audience if there is one
D. No clothing is to be worn
E. No halting a match
It isn't specified that any modifications, conditions or sizes are banned, meaning that you could even tie a chainsaw between your legs and not be disqualified.
Tournaments function as they usually would, 1v1 scrotum swinging until one loses. In a tournament if winners benefits are in play all contestants must accomplish their assigned task.
by TheKingOfScronkers February 26, 2020
Get the Scronkers mug.The feminine part of a sword fighter. This can mean boobs, vagina, etc. This word can be used to address their parts without anger.
by Shrolkers November 2, 2019
Get the Shronkers mug.To scrunk about is to mope or to be doing something you shouldnt be. When someone is a scrunker it is supposed to mean they have done something wrong but can be used offensively.
by horse May 6, 2003
Get the Scrunker mug.by ShronkerBoy November 30, 2020
Get the ShronkerBoy mug.A dirty person, that would make a tramp look clean. A doer of un-sanitary things, a complete scruffy scrounging fucker
"Skronker"
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 1. Gertrude: hey, I've just farted. In a bag, now I'm going to breathe it in and puke on myself for fun.
Boris: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
EXAMPLE 2. Mary: I need the toilet
Jim: well go then.
Mary: I can't be bothered.
>1hour later with an oozing stink coming from mary<
Mary: I think I need to go to the toilet I shit myself.
Jim: you fuckin "SCRONKER"!
by tattoomanjim January 23, 2011
Get the skronker mug.A scrotum-boner: the tense, palpitating, yet not unpleasant feeling of one's love bag becoming primed for action--sometimes sexual in context, but not always.
by algerianholly October 22, 2017
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