Definitions by BigAsh&LJ

hot crotch

When someone is feeling horny and feels the need to be sexually satisfied by any interested person. When someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their sexual desires. Hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.

Sarah had some serious hot crotch last night; she would have taken anyone home from the bar!

hot crotch by BigAsh&LJ September 24, 2016

dink shrinker 

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.

Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.

dink shrinker by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013