shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

shonker

in-between a wanker and a shanker

bro that guy was a shonker

by pp shlicker October 16, 2021

modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

W&J Shocker

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.

Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!

by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

Sonker

One who has a fart fetish and/or loves BBW fart porn

Johnny: Did you hear about Reese?
Greg: Yep, that guy is a total Sonker!

by 69Lunchbox69 July 3, 2020

Hymen's Shocker

Adding the horizontal movement of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker.

Bro, I gave my girl the Hymen's shocker the other day and she loved it!

by Callmedoctor March 19, 2013

Cardassian Shocker

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010