A mix of a Sahi and a Croc, usually with balancing traits, but tends to be too proud of themselves for unknown reasons. They are honest but unpredictable, and they tend to have frightening mood swings.
Other people: Oh it's Mop, the leader of the Shroc. I bet he thinks he's so cool, lecturing people all day.
Mop: I'm a Shroc, of course I'm cool! Who do you think you are? You know, I'm outraged at how you presume that I lecture people meaninglessly, when every word I say is beyond important and worth considering. Your absolutely disgusting humour resonates with me on one hundred levels, each giving me a new reason to lecture you! But what can I say? I'm a shroc and you're not; of course I have dignity, respect, and utmost sincerity, and to let this be put frankly, you have none of those things.
Mop: I'm a Shroc, of course I'm cool! Who do you think you are? You know, I'm outraged at how you presume that I lecture people meaninglessly, when every word I say is beyond important and worth considering. Your absolutely disgusting humour resonates with me on one hundred levels, each giving me a new reason to lecture you! But what can I say? I'm a shroc and you're not; of course I have dignity, respect, and utmost sincerity, and to let this be put frankly, you have none of those things.
by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022
Get the Shrocmug.