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Shroc

A mix of a Sahi and a Croc, usually with balancing traits, but tends to be too proud of themselves for unknown reasons. They are honest but unpredictable, and they tend to have frightening mood swings.
Other people: Oh it's Mop, the leader of the Shroc. I bet he thinks he's so cool, lecturing people all day.
Mop: I'm a Shroc, of course I'm cool! Who do you think you are? You know, I'm outraged at how you presume that I lecture people meaninglessly, when every word I say is beyond important and worth considering. Your absolutely disgusting humour resonates with me on one hundred levels, each giving me a new reason to lecture you! But what can I say? I'm a shroc and you're not; of course I have dignity, respect, and utmost sincerity, and to let this be put frankly, you have none of those things.
by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022
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shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.
by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018
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Arachnoleptic Shock

The fit your body goes into after having discovered you are walking through a spider web, instantly turning you into a ninja with the ability to scream higher than Mariah Carey.
Erika went into Arachnoleptic Shock whilst walking through the trees, shrieking and flinging her arms around like Samurai swords to ward off sneaky spiders.

Steve: "Is Erika fucking breakdancing?

Erika: "EEEeeeeeeeek! Spiders attacking!"

Amanda: "Nooo, she's in Arachnoleptic Shock, fucking spider webs sneak up on you!"

Spider: "Scream louder bitch!"
by Just Brushed September 23, 2011
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pog shock dart

A sexy deagle demon that absolutely makes everyone nut their balls out of how good you are.
Omg dan ur such a pog shock dart🥺
by kimik00 March 1, 2022
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Shrock

Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.
by Onions111345 November 25, 2013
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W&J Shocker

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.
Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019
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