shrocking 

A tiny creature that resembles shreck

often found taking a DOLOP in the swamp

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: LOOK AT THAT CREATURE WHAT IS IT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : ITS SMALL AND LOOKS LIKE SHREK IT MUST BE A SHROCKING

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: WHY IS IT CONKING OUT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : LOOK ITS GREEN AND THICK

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: THATS FAR OUT DOODE

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 3: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2: WERE HAVING A GOOGLE AT THE SHROKLING DISCHARGING ITS LOAD

shrocking by POOEY993 May 10, 2018

shrodingers deuche 

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017

shrödinger's douchebag 

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

shrödinger's douchebag by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

Shreckin 

To creep heavily on multiple females, usually with the intention of sleeping with them. Usually results in being turned down.

"BRA! THAT MOTHAFUCKA IS SHRECKIN HARDCORE"

"Dude, you see him Shreckin on that chick?"

"Omg, this dude was like, totally Shreckin on me. Made me so scared"

Shreckin by That dude69 December 5, 2012

Shockin'

meaning something is harsh, out of order, not right.
Used alot in the town Middlesbrough.

freddo - " Dia ya here what happend to our dog? It got out of the garden and that lad whos lass i shagged ran over it in one of them plaggy three wheeler fuckin pencil sharpener cars, Proper Shockin' as fuck."

Shockin' by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

shreking off 

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

shreking off by A brogre December 26, 2013

Shreking 

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?

Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.

Shreking by Ksusha April 11, 2019