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A once good, but now horribly awful overweight singer with fake boobs who makes terrible music and whose once good looks and voice have long since faded. Her music was good during the early 90's, but then she decided to lose her sanity and come out with stupid crap like Honey, Boy (I Need You), Loverboy, We Belong Together, Don't Forget About Us, Obsessed, Out My Face, H.A.T.E., and I Don't. Many people say she writes all of her songs, but these are the same people who still think she can sing in 2018. She is no different than Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber and all the other pop artists who claim to write all their own lyrics but really don't. Some people also believe this overrated has-been to be a "R&B" singer, which is laughable. She needs to hang it up already and save herself some embarrassment (and all our ears)
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Tom: Do you think Mariah Carey is sexy and hot?
Bob: I did, in the 90's. Now, she's ugly, fat and gross.
Tom: Yeah, she aged horribly. She puts on loads of makeup and photoshops the fuck outta herself to hide the way she really looks.

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Smart: Mariah Carey was good in the 90's, but now she sucks.
Stupid: No you take that back, she's still soooooo amaaaaazzzzing! She's a skinny legend! She's an queen and a icon and a legend! You're fave cood never!
Smart: Dude, you need to come to terms with reality and stop living in denial. It's not 1992 anymore, you need to get your head out of Mariah's ass and accept the truth that now she's nothing more than a joke and a has-been. She's a complete embarrassment at this point, and she definitely isn't skinny either.
Stupid: Ur juz mad and jealous! Your fave cood never be Mariah "the songbird supreme" Carey dahhhhling! She'z da greatest voice of all time! I am a true lamb 4 life dahhhhhhhling! Mimi rules! Your fave cood never be as talented, amazing, charming, wonderful, talented, beautiful and just everything perfect that Mariah is dahhhhhhhling!
Smart: Okay whatever, whatever helps you sleep at night dude.
by The Fap King June 22, 2018
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Someone who thinks they are better than they really are.
John: I could out-sing all of the other guys in this group. I just have more talent than all of them and they are so beneath me!
Tom: John, stop being such a Mariah Carey, it's very childish!
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She is the Goddess of music. She has a voice that is parralelled by no other. Her contribution to the music industry is amazing. She broke Hip-Hop and Pop boundaries with her song Fantasy with ODB (may he rest in peace) and set the scene for RnB music today with her album Butterfly.
She has the heart of an angel-providing workshops and motivation to underpriviledged kids with Camp Mariah, granting critically ill kids their final wishes with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, reinstitutionalising music programs in public schools across America with the Save The Music Foundation. She has donated the proceeds of her albums and singles to various efforts such as the train disaster in New York in 1993 where she gave ALL the money made from her inspirational song "Hero"(#1). Proceeds from her album "Unplugged" went to charity. Proceeds from her #1 single Thank God I Found You went to the American Adoptive Agency. These are just some of the things she does.

She writes, sings, produces all of her music. She is an artist that CREATES the most magnificant music in all the land!!

She is also one of the funniest people in all the land!!

There is aslo confusion about Mariah's attitude towards certain races and i assure you she is no racist. Her family and herself, were and continue to be victims of racism as her father is African-American and Venezualen and her mother is Irish-American. Mariah has previously toured in the Phillipines and loved it there. Some people also think Mariah is racist against asians, and i assure you that is the furthest from the truth!! Mariah would never entertain racist thoughts, when she and her family experienced great hights of racism, including having there house shot at, their dogs poisoned, and having their car set on fire. She would never treat anyone with less respect or dignity because of their race!!
Fiften #1 singles

Most time spent at #1 than ANYONE, EVER -yes even the beatles and elvis

The Emancipation of Mimi - OUT APRIL!!
by MariahMakesMeHappy March 29, 2005
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That girl sings like Mariah Carey because she sings so well.
by Turq September 20, 2003
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