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Shrexual 

The sexual orientation where one is phsyically and mentally attracted to the ogrelord shrek.
"Karl, aren't you Shrexual?" said Ryan
*Karl then proceeds to pull out his Shrock*
Shrexual by Brogre1145 November 22, 2013
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shrekoning 

When the mighty Ogrelord Shrek returns to judge all who do not preserve their layers.
Humans have layers. Shrek's shrock pleasures your layers. If you do not have many layers, you will not be spared. Eat onions to add on to and preserve your layers, for the Shrekoning is among us.

Shrekology 

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.
Shrekology by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014
Having ogrewhelmingly hot sex while watching Shrek or Shrek 2.
Hey babe, let's take off those layers and have some hot sweaty Shrex with our pants half way down on your couch because your parents are in the next room.
The greatest compliment you can give to another human being. Surpasses "hot" and "beautiful". While the former words are used to compliment one's face and personality, "shrexy" means that you love each and every one of that person's layers.
The woman was not simply beautiful, or gorgeous, or any other one of those overrated so-called compliments. She was absolutely, and undeniably shrexy.
shrexy by Talia__ June 29, 2014

Shrekoning 

A calculation related to and/or benifiting the Ogrelord, Shrek.
"According to my shrekoning, the onions are close." Said Joe
Shrekoning by The Internep February 22, 2015