A shrexuality dedicated to the character, shrek. Due to his size, his face, and his large dong, many have fallen victim to this disease. Symptoms of this include, constantly drawing Shrek x Shadow fan art, watching any of the Shrek movies non stop, or simply fantasizing about him every now and again. A way to treat this for guys, is to constantly yell “no homo” every time you see him, and for girls, the treatment is to go back to the kitchen where you belong. (Jk don’t actually do that)
Person 1: Wow, Shrek is kinda hot. I wonder what his dick would feel like when inside of me
Person 2: Oh no, you’re a Shrexual.
The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.
“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!