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Shrekology 

Shrekology is a system of beliefs, often characterised as a religion, in which Shrekologists believe in the divinity of Shrek. This belief system originates from the Shrek movie series, with it's first release dating back to 2001. The belief generally held by Shrekologists is that the Shrek movies are based upon real eye-witness accounts of Shrek. Another widely known eye-witness account of Shrek is Shrek is Love Shrek is Life a story which was posted on 4chan on January 14th, 2013. The story portrays a 9 year old boy who has deep emotions for Shrek, getting his anal walls roughly penetrated by Shrek, before his butthole gets filled with Shrek love.
Shrekology by Mormon Fetus May 9, 2014

Shreddology 

The belief that transcendence of life into heaven is achieved at 6% bodyfat. A complete euphoria and sense of accomplishment overcomes the shredder, entering, almost surpassing the majestic boundaries of human emotion.
Aesthetic gods religion. Shreddology.
Shreddology by Son of Aziz March 28, 2015

sirenology 

Sirenology is the study of the nature, origin, and cultural impact of the species mermaid. In the 20th century this area of study became broadened to include human women considered to be a temptress or seductress especially celebrities such as Mae West and Marilyn Monroe. Contemporary music videos such as those of Lady Gaga and Rihanna continue the long association between music and the siren in mythology and human culture. In the 19th century Sirenology also was used as a term in the study of the aquatic mammals manatee and dugong which became involved in Mermaid theory.
The study of the religious significance of Lasyrenn in Haitian Vodou is considered to be one example of Sirenology.
sirenology by mlajoue May 5, 2016

Shakeology 

Shakeology

A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.

If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.
Carl Daikeler (CEO of Beachbody, the company that sells Shakeology): Buy Shakeology today for only $5000 for a 30-day supply. If you don't want to buy it i'll just get my army of Beachbody coaches to talk negatively about you on their poorly SEO'd websites. Now buy all my products you dimwitted assholes or you'll become fat and die by next Christmas.

Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.
Shakeology by TonyHerton August 16, 2012

Shoeology 

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.
"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"
Shoeology by Big Woods November 20, 2011

Shredology 

Shredology is quite simply the Study of Shredding, or as some people call it, MAD sk8 boarding skill.

Shredology is used in popular phrases heard in many popular films. Here are some prime examples
Spider-man 2: "That dude is a master of shredology"-An "interview" with a civillian.

The strangers: "I like shredology"- The main character

Braveheart: "Aye, that man's an expert in shredology"- A highlander talking about Mel Gibson.

The Dark Knight: "Lamboghini"- Albert

The Matrix: "Take the red pill, and you will be a master of shredology"- Morpheus, Trying to convince Keanu to take the red pill

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: "Gollum is his name...A real doctor of shredology"- Gandalf, Warning Frodo about Gollum.

IM A DOCTOR OF SHREDOLOGY - An easy way to call yourself a doctor
Shredology by The Dark schedrrer February 21, 2009

Sharkology 

A contemporary religion focused around the idea that sharks are altogether better than other mammals, equal to (if not superior) humans. This is based off of their general intelligence level, survival tactics, and basic way of life. Sharkologists devote themselves to enforcing the ways of shark life into that of daily human life as best possible.
The God of Sharkology is "Jaws" from the also-named movie series about the famous overpowering shark. Sharkologists have compared its movies to the Bible in the sense that the members of this religious assemblage studies it and takes meaning from different parts and sections to influence their own lives.
Oh my God, stop with the sharkology!
Sharkology by sharksandstuff August 4, 2011