Showneral

A concert-type like funeral of the passing away of a person that is more of a spectacle than an actual time of mourning.

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I'm so confused it seems so unbelievable, but we must remember that his body didn't appear on the "showneral".

Showneral by JuneThursday September 1, 2009

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Showerlette

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.

person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.

Showerlette by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009

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Showneral • shoeneral • showverload • Shorteralla • showerage • showeraoke • showerglarphobia • showerland • showerlax • showerleep

showerglarphobia

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.

"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."

showerglarphobia by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010

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showverload

n. A condition experienced by television and video entertainment viewers when faced with an overwhelming amount of programming and/or content which they must search through to find something to watch. In acute cases, subjects will experience significant discomfort and may begin the search for alternative entertainment platforms.

“I was so showverloaded last night, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a 30-minute show to watch.”

“Mary decided to avoid showverload, and read a book.”

"I experienced the worst showverload of my life last night, after spending 20 minutes trying to find a movie to watch with my husband. The cure was a good old game of scrabble."

showverload by SeaChange International December 20, 2018