showerlax 

The feeling of calm tranquility one gets right after they take a shower. The feeling is multiplied when more than one person is present at the time.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I thought you said today was the worst day of your life! What happened?

Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?

Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!

showerlax by Butt Cramperton October 14, 2010

Showermasturbating

Masturbating in the shower.

April was showermasturbating all last night.

Showermasturbating by lollersk8zz May 11, 2010

Showerlette 

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.

person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.

Showerlette by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009

scandinavian showercap 

when you come up on an unsuspecting person, unzip your pants and plop your nuts on their forehead. You can also turn it into the Trojan war helmet, where you let the dick flop down and hit them in the nose. It can be also done willingly to a bitch who is trying to suck up on your dick.

my nigga k-sweezy was sleeping, so i blasted him wit the Scandinavian showercap

scandinavian showercap by Kelmonical October 13, 2006

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Showertard 

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

Showertard by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008

showerbation 

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

showerbation by Shmoblar August 26, 2005