showerage 

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."

Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!

showerage by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008

showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Showerlette 

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.

person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.

Showerlette by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009

showerrhea 

A case of diarrhea so severe that you have to jump into the shower right afterwards to wash the splatters off your ass.

"I am lactose intolerant and I get the worst cases of showerrhea every time I drink some."

showerrhea by Allen C. January 4, 2009

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Showerheading

To stimulate ones genitals with the water of a shower head.

Did you hear about Elizabeth showerheading in her freshman year??

Showerheading by gtom September 20, 2010

Showergument 

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

Showergument by billgatesog March 7, 2014