showerleep 

When you shower before you sleep, and when getting out of the shower, fully rushing to bed to get a satisfactory orgasm-like feeling.

Jim has been showerleeping so much as an alternative to his chronic masturbation.

showerleep by Arisen_Anew October 17, 2015

Showerlette 

pronounced "SHOWAR-LAT" , quick 5-10 minutes shower, but can be as refreshing as the big bath. a small shower taken not for pampering purposes, but to make oneself refreshed.

person 1 : dude, take a shower, you stink!
person 2 : urgh,, don't have much time, so I'll just take a showerlette.

Showerlette by blueberriesfarm April 12, 2009

showerlepsy 

The twitch you make when you first enter the shower. Typically the water is much warmer than the body when it hits the water resulting in a minor epileptic seizure until the water and body temperature becomes one.

This morning when I got into the shower I felt like Michael J Fox with my 30 seconds of showerlepsy, I just could not get warm

showerlepsy by NickyLags May 3, 2011

Showerless 

An adjective used to describe one who has no life, no partner, job, etc. Popularly used among gamers, especially the hit game apex legends.

"Ayo this guy has 750 days in overwatch!! He's showerless."

Showerless by Showerless guy February 26, 2024