lap dog

A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.

From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:

Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.

by Wog October 18, 2004

silver titty

(n). A beautiful thing which is completely useless for its intended function. (Appalachian in origin)

I tell you what, that thing is like a silver titty... nice to look at, but you cain't get no milk.

by Wog October 18, 2004

Grandpa Hollister

(n). An old man wearing clothes from Hollister.

Look, it's Grandpa Hollister! It's a shame he's drooling all over that shirt.

by Wog September 03, 2007

Prozacky

adj. (PRO-zak-ee) 1. ineffably happy; existing in a chemically-induced state of blissful ignorance. 2. Overmedicated. See Rush Limbaugh.

From the New York Times article "Sweeping the Clouds Away" by Virginia Heffernan, dated November 18, 2007, describing early Sesame Street episodes: "Cookie Monster was on a fast track to diabetes. Oscar’s depression was untreated. Prozacky Elmo didn’t exist."

by Wog November 20, 2007

showverload

The condition of having seen too many shows.

We saw three shows last week in New York, I have total showverload.

by Wog October 28, 2004

work

(n) Plastic surgery.

Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.

by Wog October 21, 2004

gunger

Another word for an Aussie, such as Yobbo, Skip etc.

Those Gungers at the Cricket were blind!

by Wog February 25, 2005