lateral beauty

Someone who looks attractive from the side but not from the front.

Person 1: Damn, did you see that guy? He is hot!
Person 2: Wait till you see him head-on.
Person 1: Yikes! Now that is some lateral beauty.

by Wog October 19, 2004

silver titty

(n). A beautiful thing which is completely useless for its intended function. (Appalachian in origin)

I tell you what, that thing is like a silver titty... nice to look at, but you cain't get no milk.

by Wog October 18, 2004

work

(n) Plastic surgery.

Janet Jackson is hot but everyone knows she's had work done.

by Wog October 21, 2004

coyote elbow

See coyote ugly.

The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.

Dude, I had the worst case of coyote elbow after I woke up next to what's-her-name. Have you seen her? What was I thinking?

by Wog October 18, 2004

showverload

The condition of having seen too many shows.

We saw three shows last week in New York, I have total showverload.

by Wog October 28, 2004

lap dog

A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.

From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:

Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.

by Wog October 18, 2004

gunger

Another word for an Aussie, such as Yobbo, Skip etc.

Those Gungers at the Cricket were blind!

by Wog May 13, 2005