Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine

Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.

Showerslam by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018

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showerglarphobia

A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.

"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."

showerglarphobia by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010

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Showerslam • showerglarphobia • showerland • showerlax • Showerscaping

showersac

An insult - the reversed, in terms of french/english words, version of douchebag

Shut up you showersac!

showersac by dannytee92 May 2, 2010

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showerlax

The feeling of calm tranquility one gets right after they take a shower. The feeling is multiplied when more than one person is present at the time.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I thought you said today was the worst day of your life! What happened?

Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?

Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!

showerlax by Butt Cramperton October 14, 2010