To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.
Suggested bottle: wine
Suggested bottle: wine
by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018
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This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"
"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."
"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."
"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."
"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."
"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010
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by dannytee92 May 2, 2010
Get the showersac mug.The feeling of calm tranquility one gets right after they take a shower. The feeling is multiplied when more than one person is present at the time.
Bro 1: Hey bro, I thought you said today was the worst day of your life! What happened?
Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?
Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!
Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?
Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!
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