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showerglarphobia 

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A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.

This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"

"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."

"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."

"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
showerglarphobia by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010

showersac 

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An insult - the reversed, in terms of french/english words, version of douchebag
Shut up you showersac!
showersac by dannytee92 May 2, 2010

showerlax 

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The feeling of calm tranquility one gets right after they take a shower. The feeling is multiplied when more than one person is present at the time.
Bro 1: Hey bro, I thought you said today was the worst day of your life! What happened?

Bro 2: I thought so too! But then I took a shower with my girl so now I feel totally showerlax. You up for beer pong, bro?

Bro 1: Haha yeah you know it, bro! WOO!
showerlax by Butt Cramperton October 14, 2010

showerland

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taking a shower while you're under the influence of marijuana
After I smoke this bowl, I'm goin to showerland.
showerland by jeremy___fisher September 7, 2010

showerslut 

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the shower calls *insertname* a showerslut after the good times she shared w the shower head
showerslut by rahimafan69 April 22, 2020

Showerscaping 

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Two people unable to be together but very attracted, taking a shower at the same time fantasizing the other person is with them.
That hot babe suggested a showerscaping randevous tonight since we're so far apart
Showerscaping by Danjango April 22, 2023
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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