showeraoke

n. The act of singing while in the shower with other people within earshot. See karaoke.

Robyn slept over and in the morning she had a real showeraoke session going on. It was Celine Dion at that!

by KindaSqueeze October 18, 2008

showbroke

When you've been bingeing out on a show on Netflix for awhile, and you run out of episodes left to watch, and you get that lame feeling of "Damn, I don't wanna watch any of that other crap! What the hell am I gonna do now?" This feeling is called being showbroke.

(Don't worry, you'll find something else, I promise)

When I finished the last episode of Orange Is the New Black on Netflix, I couldn't even think of watching anything else, it was like my life was crumbling under a huge wave of depression, I was completely showbroken... So, left with no more episodes to watch, I suddenly realized that I now had to actually get up out of bed, and put some clothes on, and go back to that thing that we all do, and have to deal with everyday... what's it called again? Oh yeah, LIFE!"

by travomatic March 6, 2015

showerage

A term used to describe the act of taking a shower. Usually used in place of the phrases "In the shower" or "I'm taking a shower."

Man, I need to partake in some major showerage action; I smell like a fish basket!

by Godzilla Esquire December 14, 2008

showerporker

A person of substandard intelligence (usually an emmit) who enters a particular chain of stores with the aim of annoying staff by upping footfall counts unnecessarily; This is usually followed by a complaint about something they wouldn't have bought even if they could afford it.

Less commonly used to describe people entering a store just to hide from what ever kind of weather happened to be prevailing at that time.

E.g. Walking into a shop that you have no interest in being in, then back out to fetch the wife, then back in again to show her a garment that you don't like so that you can have a good whine about it and/or its price.

Usually followed by a member of staff saying "bloody showerporker, that's ruined our conversion rate"

by An Employee of the above chain October 2, 2010

showerchoke

what happens to a woman when she gives a blow job in the shower, and she gags on the water that is hitting her face. Typically interrupts the oral sex.

"My lady gave me a blow job in the shower, but she had to stop because she started to showerchoke while my dick was in her mouth."

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by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

showbroken

When your hartbroken from a Tv show.

Gosh, I am showbroken after Michael left The Office.

by Mendel h October 22, 2017

showerbone

An act of affection or lust performed when two people are short on time and cannot separately "shower" and "bone."

We woke up at 9 am, but the game was at 10 am, so in order to catch kick-off we fit in a quick showerbone.

by jlhinpas September 29, 2011