CJOAB

"Contemplating jumping off a building"
"Contemplating jumping off a bridge"
You get the fucking point

Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."

by fugazzi21 September 13, 2018

Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine

Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.

by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018