Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine

Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.

by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018

CJOAB

"Contemplating jumping off a building"
"Contemplating jumping off a bridge"
You get the fucking point

Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."

by fugazzi21 September 13, 2018