2 definitions by fugazzi21

"Contemplating jumping off a building"
"Contemplating jumping off a bridge"
You get the fucking point
Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."
by fugazzi21 September 13, 2018
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To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine
Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.
by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018
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