Shotch

One who annoys you without doing or saying anything.

You know that guy that always wears button down shirts unbuttoned with the weird face, Ya, he's a total shotch.

by ghostface eater October 24, 2008

shothang

pronounced sho-thang

1. a shorty that is a sure thing for sex

2. a sure thing

Darryl: Are you gonna get with Jasmine tonight?

Reginald: Ya, she's what I like to call a shothang.

by random internet user September 19, 2012

Nostril Snotch

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.

"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014

Pork Scotch Van

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

by Lumpbag May 10, 2009

Scotchcock

When a shot of Scotch whiskey slams you in the back of the throat and leaves a burning sensation.

That Highland Park really Scotchcocked me, my throat is on fire.

by Justin Stancil November 5, 2017

shothodzo

Usually Shothodzo's have feelings for a certain person but they are too shy to tell them. The people they like probably like somebody else but they dont care. He is smart, funny, awesome, hot, and doesn't give a crap about what other people say to him. If you know a Shothodzo you are one lucky person to be his friend! :) Niknames of Shothodzo could be:Shots or Shorty.

Shothodzo is Awesome

by PublicHeartPoet May 9, 2020

Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.

Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.

by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009