Shoportunist
"She queued for 5 hours waiting for the store to open and the sales to start. Now that's a serious shoportunist!"
Shoportunist by DracsGirl April 10, 2009
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Shopportunistic
Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.
Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.
Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.
Shopportunistic by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008
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Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.
Shopportunity by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009
Shopportunity
Shopportunity by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010
shopportunity
n. A "can't miss" sale or exchange of goods often taken advantage of by the most frugal, cheapest person you know. A real shopportunity envolves multiple exchanges, layers, relationships, and coupons. This is sometimes mistaken for a scam, and borders on white collar crime.
Cam: "Dude, did you hear about the shopportunity that Goldenstein just scored?"
Mark: "No, what did it entail?"
Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."
Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."
Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."
Mark: "No, what did it entail?"
Cam: "He went and bought 3 Sunday newspapers for the $60 off a glucose monitor coupon..."
Mark: "But, he's not even diabetic."
Cam: "Right, but the Walgreens in Wyoming had the glucose monitor advertized for $30, so he bought 3 of them, gaining $90 in store credit, which he used to buy 9 copies of a video game. He took those 9 copies to Game Stop, where he got $30 in store credit for each copy. He used that to get a PS3, essentially he got it for free."
shopportunity by dpmarky November 21, 2010
Sexportunist
One who takes advantage of circumstances or a situation in order to further his/her chances at having sex. Seen most often in cases where the potential sex partner is especially vulnerable.
Did you see where Tyler went?" "Yeah, man, he went off with that chick who just got dumped by her boyfriend of 5 years. He's such a sexportunist!
Sexportunist by zoot3000 July 14, 2011
shopportunity
A golden opportunity for shopping. When the opportunity for shopping arises at the same time as you find a parking space in front of the store and you have plenty of cash.
Marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking space, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. She knew that her shopping was meant to be!
shopportunity by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008