Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009

Snaportunity

An opportunity for an epic snap chat.

"Damn bro, did you see the size of that broad's FUPA?"
"Where?"
"Too late man, missed snaportunity"

"Hey look over there! An Asian driving instructor! Snaportunity at its finest!"

by LEEZNUTZ November 9, 2015

swaportunity

to swap or switch for something better

Swaping a 500 calorie pizza slice for a 100 calorie salad, is a good swaportunity.

by Kriemel January 12, 2012

stopportunity

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.

"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.

by Visiblemode July 31, 2013

Shopportunity

Any opportunity one has to shop. A combo of the words "shop" and "opportunity".

Lisa: We were gonna go skiing, but I think we just passed a mall.

Anne: We can ski any time! Right now we can't afford to pass up this shopportunity.

by Dr Lina P June 11, 2009

sexportunity

An alteration in the space time continuum which provides a sexual encounter that otherwise would not have presented itself.

Harry Dave's sexportunity with Sherri occurred after she saw her ex-husband on a date with a Victoria's Secret model.

by flobblers November 17, 2009

Shopportunity

high fashion at insanely low prices.

I snagged a major Shopportunity on a
Burberry coat at Marshalls.

by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010